We live in a world full of deception.
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i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
you did not break me.
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
House Stark in 4.02 The Lion and the Rose
remember when jaime had his hand sliced off bc he tried to stop the bloody mummers from raping brienne?
remember when jaime ordered his men to behead one of the mountain’s men for trying to rape pia, a lowly milkmaid that jaime barely knew?
this is the same jaime that, according to d&d, would casually rape the woman he loves at their son’s funeral. amazing.